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Nerdy Gamers - D&D Session 14

16 May 2021

⏪ Previous - Session 13

The party

·         Kisandra Starlight –Half-Elf Sorceress (Heather)

·         Barendil Dawnwood – Elf Ranger (Robert)

·         Guillerme don d’Lyonne – Human Paladin (Martin)

·         Friar Buck Norris – Human Cleric (Silas)

·         Nobby Nobbs – Human (probably) Rogue (Tom)

 

‘The Compleat Dragon Hunter’

While relaxing at Brida’s cottage that evening, recuperating from the fight with Stormfang, Kisandra noticed that there were quite a large number of books on various shelves and piled around the room. Brida clearly had an interest in studying, something that surprised the scholarly sorceress to find out here in the wilds. While perusing the books, she noticed one particularly tatty-looking volume which had a rather intriguing title, so she pulled it out from the shelf and had a quick look through. She passed it around the rest of the party for their own perusal. The book was missing a lot of pages and it appeared that Brida had made a number of her own notes in her copy, but the party read it with interest by the light of the fire as the sun gradually set outside. 

 

Dawn of the Undead – an Early Morning Start for Zombie Hunting

The adventurers felt refreshed the following morning. They had each reflected on their success the previous day fighting the dragon – defeating the dragon – and were rightly pleased with themselves. All agreed that Thundertree needed to be cleared of the incumbent monsters to truly call this a victory, however, and allow the town a chance at recovery. Brida was certainly pleased to hear this sentiment.

She was less pleased at the constant pestering by Guillerme, who repeatedly asked who it was he should talk to about renaming the town when it was restored to its former glory. Failing that, he wondered if it might be possible to twin Thundertree with his home town of Lyonne. The druid looked at him with disdain, trying to explain that she held no authority here, nor was she remotely interested in these issues. She had set herself up in the town after it had been destroyed to combat the evil as best as she could and protect any innocents who wandered too close. Guillerme shrugged at this with a genial smile, saying that everyone had their own pursuits and drives, and that it was unfortunate that he came from a line where these things were important.

“Yes, it is unfortunate isn’t it Guillerme?” sniped Kisandra, who had been listening to the conversation with increasing frustration.

Nobby, perhaps feeling sorry for the paladin for a change, suggested that maybe the Tyrant of Ankh-Morpork would be happy to twin his city with Lyonne. Of course, that would depend on Nobby finding a way back through L-Space and home again, and then having a conversation with Vetinari that didn’t end in the rogue’s painful torture and horrible demise… but anything was possible!

Getting back to the matter at hand, the party examined the map of Thundertree that they had and crossed off all the places they had investigated and cleared of enemies. There were five unexplored buildings to the west of the town, one of which they knew contained undead thanks to Guillerme’s ability to detect the unnatural. As Brida hadn’t seen any undead within the town that were anything other than zombies, it was a fairly safe bet that it was zombies infesting that building. They didn’t know what might be found in the other buildings, so they agreed to search them one at a time, starting from the south and working their way northwards. Brida declined their invitation to accompany them on their monster hunt – after seeing their prowess against the dragon, she felt confident that the party could handle whatever they encountered. Kisandra asked Brida what might be lurking in the buildings, and whether the druid had seen anything to be wary of, particularly in the southernmost location. She replied that she knew there were plant monsters lurking in all sorts of places within the ruins, hence the warning sign she had put up on the road into town, but they were very difficult to detect from a distance when not moving, so she couldn’t confirm their presence in that specific building. The adventurers would have to move in for a closer inspection.

The party's plan for the day ahead
to clean up Thundertree

Stealthy like a Fox Elephant

Guillerme was trying to make a joke with Brida about whether she had any chemicals that would kill weeds. Despite their previous dealings with the various plant monsters, both large and small, within Thundertree, he didn’t seem to appreciate the magical significance of these beings. Or perhaps he just thought that he was really funny. Brida didn’t appear to agree with him on that front, and was likely offended by him repeatedly referring to her as ‘Brenda’, so she walked off without a word.

“I’ve had enough of this nonsense,” huffed Barendil, “come on Nobby, let’s go.”

The ranger led the rogue out of Brida’s cottage and towards the southern building, crouching low and moving quietly across the path and to the trees. The two of them moved like shadows, darting forwards without a sound. Then Kisandra ran out behind them both, not wanting to be stuck in the awkward atmosphere within the cottage, calling out that she wanted to join them. Before they knew what had happened, she had tripped over her robes and fallen headfirst into Barendil, knocking him into Nobby and throwing him against the rotten door of the building, making an almighty racket. The echoes reverberated in the still morning air, counteracting the stealthy efforts of the scouting pair.

As Barendil looked at Kisandra with a sigh and she responded with an apologetic shrug, Nobby noticed movement within the tumbled-down walls. The building appeared to be an old farmhouse of some kind, but much of the structure had fallen down and there were trees and plants growing through the foundations. Some of those plants were responding to the sound caused by Kisandra’s bumbling misadventure, pulling their roots out of the ground and ambling towards the trio.

Four plant monsters pull their roots from the ground
and amble from within the ruined farmhouse to attack
Barendil, Nobby and Kisandra

Nobby drew a bottle of oil from his pack, remembering his earlier successes drenching these monstrosities in the flammable liquid. This time, however, he failed to throw the bottle accurately and it harmlessly smashed on the ground, spilling its contents into the ruins and leaving the plant monsters unaffected as they continued their implacable advance.

Two of the willowy creatures attacked Barendil while two grabbed at Nobby – fortunately for Kisandra, she was bringing up the rear and had inadvertently pushed her companions into harm’s way while she herself was out of reach of the grasping branches. One of the plants managed to scrape at Nobby, causing the rogue to yelp in pain, while Barendil managed to fend off his two attackers.

In response, the elf ranger drew his sword and slashed ineffectually at the walking weeds. From behind him, Kisandra summoned magical energies in front of herself and sent three rays of scorching fire streaking towards the combat. One struck a plant monster squarely, setting the creature aflame and crumbling it to ash within an instant in a magical conflagration. She felt that this may make up for her earlier mistake.

By this time, Buck and Guillerme had heard the commotion and began running from Brida’s cottage, though they were hampered slightly as they were still doing up the clasps and buckles of their heavy armour. The two warriors both murmured prayers to their gods as they made all haste to come and support their companions, Guillerme casting Bless on Barendil, Nobby and Kisandra while Buck placed a Shield of Faith around Barendil. Meanwhile, Kisandra felt a telepathic message from her new pseudodragon friend, indicating to her that more plant monsters were swaying through the field to their south, also coming to join the fray.

For now, the scouting trio stood alone with the three remaining plant monsters from within the farmhouse, and Nobby drew another bottle of oil which he deftly used to douse both of the leafy bastards in front of him. Grinning cruelly, Nobby went to flick his dog-end at them, but found that perhaps this one had been in his mouth a little too long and was a little too damp – it was barely alight and fell wetly to the ground as he tried to flick it. The two plant monsters, though covered in oil, were not aflame but despite this were unable to land a twig on the wiry rogue. The third monster, attacking Barendil, did manage to connect with the elf, catching him a glancing blow that did little to stop him from retorting with his sword. Swinging double-handed, Barendil hacked down and the sword bit deep into the wooden creature.

Kisandra cast a quick Fire Bolt at the two oil-doused plants in front of Nobby, igniting them both in a surprisingly large fireball. As the two plant monsters erupted into flame and were totally consumed, Kisandra asked whether she had now redeemed herself. Nobby turned around, his face blackened and eyebrows singed by the inferno that had occurred immediately in front of him and gave her a thumbs up.

Buck and Nobby had now made their way to join in the melee, just in time, as two more plant monsters and a large tree man emerged from the nearby field, advancing towards the party. Buck drew his new axe, eager to observe its effects on these wooden foes, but Barendil called back that a ranged spell might be the better option considering the distance between the cleric and these new enemies. Nodding his head, Buck stopped running and clapped his hands together, calling down the fury of the storm and casting Shatter on the three plant monsters. One of the smaller ones was blasted apart by the shockwave, falling as kindling to the ground, while the larger tree and other smaller one were both severely shaken by the magical blast.

Guillerme ran forwards, eager to chop his glaive into the walking tree, but couldn’t quite close the distance. He remained outside of what he thought was the tree’s reach, but was horrified as the tree continued marching implacably forward and raised two of it’s branches like massive fists to smack down onto his head. The swinging branches walloped into Guillerme, buffeting him left and right and dazing the paladin.

“Don’t worry mate!” called out Nobby, “I’ll deal with the big bastard that just slapped you silly!”

The rogue drew out his crossbow and took aim at the monstrous tree, hitting it squarely but finding that the crossbow bolt could not pierce very deeply into the thick bark. Nobby was disappointed at the lack of discernible damage his carefully-aimed shot had achieved.

Barendil was still being attacked by one of the plant monsters, though it missed the elf entirely. The final plant, which had been damaged by Buck’s spell, swayed in alongside the walking tree to attack Guillerme. The paladin was crouching low to the ground, nursing his sore head and holding the glaive aloft to try and protect himself. As the plant monster brought one of its branches down towards him, it inadvertently sliced off some twig-like fingers on the sharp blade. Guillerme opened his eyes to see the creature drawing its injured limb back and decided it still counted as a good hit by him… 

More plant monsters and a walking tree stagger
from the poorly-tended field to attack the party

Barendil hacked his longsword, Talon, chopping straight through the plant monster in front of him and splitting the creature like a log.  He looked up as he heard Kisandra chanting, her voice increasing in volume as she stood and extended her hands forwards, shooting three Scorching Rays straight at the monstrous tree that had attacked Guillerme. The rays flew straight over the cowering paladin’s head, hitting the treeman one after another, staggering the massive beast backwards and igniting fires across its bark. It fell to its knees, burning with an almost unbearable light as pieces started to fall from its body. Finally, the tree fell backwards, smoke rising into the sky to indicate its demise. Kisandra breathed a sigh of relief and wonder at the magical power she had just unleashed.

Buck was amazed at what he had just seen from the slight figure of the half-elven sorceress, but he was still eager to use his new magic battleaxe so ran towards the final plant monster that stood over Guillerme. As he ran, he figured that it would be good practice to try and wield the axe two-handed to really get his weight behind it, but he already had his shield strapped to his left arm. Attempting to run forwards, hold the axe and undo the shield’s buckles proved a little too complicated for the cleric and he ended up dropping both the axe and the shield to the ground and tripping over them before he could reach the sapling that he intended to chop down. He stooped to retrieve them, hoping no one noticed his fumbling.

Guillerme was likewise impressed by Kisandra’s magical prowess, as he sat on the ground recovering from the treeman’s mighty blow. He vowed internally to stand back and look at a situation with more care before running in next time, to perhaps avoid similar mishaps in the future. Still, there was one more foe to despatch and he wanted to be the one to do it, so he swept the leg using his glaive, dropping the damaged plant monster to the ground and finishing it off by driving the blade into its head.

It appeared that all the plant monsters in the vicinity had been destroyed. Kisandra sent a mental image to her pseudodragon, asking it to fly into the air and check their surroundings to make sure they weren’t going to be ambushed again. From what it could see, the little creature felt that the only plants remaining nearby were ones that didn’t walk, so it seemed that they were safe. For now.

Barendil stalked into the farmhouse to see if he could find anything useful inside. It was little more than a ruin and the elf couldn’t find anything of value left in the rubble, so he moved out and indicated to the party that he wanted to continue north to explore the final few buildings in Thundertree.

Guillerme walked quietly up to Kisandra, extending his hand to shake hers without a word. She nodded back knowingly, trying to hide a little half-smile. 


More Wood for the Fire

As they walked up the path, back past Brida’s hut, Barendil poked his head in and let her know that they dealt with a group of plant monsters in the farmhouse opposite. She nodded approvingly. Kisandra followed up by letting her know that they were headed to the northwest part of town, where they knew some undead resided. She asked the druid if she knew what undead may be awaiting the party up there. As far as Brida was aware, it was most likely zombies – she had seen no other undead monstrosities in Thundertree. When Kisandra asked Brida if she wanted to accompany them, the druid declined, stating that she was confident the adventurers could handle themselves, and she had things to tend to.

“As we’re near Brenda’s, perhaps we could…” began Guillerme, before being interrupted by Buck.

“It’s Brida,” snapped the cleric with annoyance, “get it right!”

Friar Buck was quite sensitive when it came to the helpful druid, feeling that he needed to defend her honour – especially when someone like Guillerme couldn’t even be bothered to learn her name properly! Buck had mentioned to some of the others that Brida reminded him of old times, when he lived closer to nature with a band of good-natured brigands in a forest far away. He thought she was enchanting and could see himself settling down in Thundertree one day, when the town was rebuilt, and his current adventures had come to an end. Of course, that depended on how Brida felt about the matter, and he hadn’t discussed it with her yet… he hoped he would find the right time to broach the subject with her. For now, he didn’t want Guillerme’s insensitivity to colour her perception of the party.

They continued up the path, leaving Brida to her own devices, advancing towards the first house on the left-hand side of the path. Kisandra and Barendil hung back, while Buck and Guillerme stood ready near the door, but not too close. Nobby sauntered forward to go and investigate the building, thinking to himself all about what he might be able to make out of dragon leather one day, keen to get on with butchering the corpse they had left in front of the tower. He managed to snap out of his reverie just in time to quietly poke his head into the building, not making a sound, and examine what was inside. Narrowing his eyes, he spotted six shrubs dotted within and around the cottage that, despite the fact they were currently not moving, had some tell-tale signs that they were in fact the same sort of plant monsters that the adventurers had previously encountered. He also saw that this cottage almost connected to the one behind, particularly now that some of the walls had fallen down so there was no barrier between the two buildings.

Creeping back to his companions, Nobby let them know what he had seen and they began to prepare themselves to charge in and surprise the waiting plants. The group had a quick huddle to discuss their plan of attack, intending for Nobby to sneak in and douse some of the slumbering plant monsters with oil before getting out the way for Kisandra to magically ignite them. He would continue moving to attempt covering more of the enemies with oil, while the rest of the party moved in to chop down the stragglers.

Putting their plan into action, Nobby accurately threw a vial of oil that coated two of the stationary plants with oil. Kisandra’s Fire Bolt, boosted with True Strike, was just as accurate, igniting the first two plant monsters and incinerating them to ash before they were aware what was happening. At the same time, a third plant monster was hacked to pieces by Barendil charging in with his longsword held aloft. Nobby was repositioning, satisfied that their plan was working so far. Then Buck charged in. This time, he had already safely slung his shield across his back and was gripping Hew, his magical battleaxe, in both hands. The balance of the axe was quite different to the warhammer that he was used to, so he found that his swing was ineffective despite his opponent being immobile.  

Guillerme saw his companion struggling with his new axe so decided to slide in and show Buck how it was done. Being too busy showing off, the paladin’s glaive whooshed through the air and missed the plant monster entirely, which was now waking up and starting to move. He did ensure, however, that he was attacking using the full reach of his long-handled glaive, bravely standing just behind Buck and therefore relatively safe from retaliatory strikes.

The plant monster flailed is branches but was unable to hit Buck. Another plant monster lurched forwards, only able to reach the cleric as well, though it also missed with its attack. A third monster emerged from behind the cottage and advanced slowly towards Barendil, clacking its branches together but unable to get close enough to attack the ranger.

Nobby looked over and figured that Buck and Guillerme, armed as they were with large chopping weapons, probably needed a bit of a hand from him and his rapier. He scurried over, feeling quite pleased with himself, and trying to squeeze between the two warriors. Whatever bad luck seemed to be affecting them clearly rubbed off on Nobby and he tripped over someone’s foot, he couldn’t tell if it was Buck’s or Guillerme’s, and fell flat on his face. The smug look drained quickly away as Nobby tried to scramble back to his feet. 

Leaving the three amigos to sort themselves out, Kisandra decided to use Fire Bolt to try and prevent the other plant monster from reaching Barendil. More bad luck spread through the party as the sorceress found that the spell fizzled and popped in her hands, scorching her fingers and achieving nothing more than causing her some considerable pain.

Ignoring the kerfuffle around him, Barendil maintained his professionalism and leapt forwards, swinging left and right to cut the plant monster into pieces, leaving a pile of sticks and twigs on the ground around him. He looked over towards Buck, who finally managed to get control of his axe and hefted it overhead, bringing it down onto the plant monster. The weapon glowed faintly as it bit into the wood, easily slicing through the monster and splitting it into two halves that fell away as Buck drew the weapon back and look approvingly at it.

Emboldened by the example of his companions, Guillerme swung his glaive round over Nobby’s prone body, burying it into the final plant monster. At least, it was the final plant monster… looking up, he saw two more plant monsters swaying towards the party from the next building. Amongst them was another towering treeman. Guillerme groaned in despair. Was that tree even bigger than the one they just dealt with in the field?

Nobby jumped up, hitting the plant monster in front of him and dropping it to the ground, allowing Guillerme to pull his glaive out of the stricken beast. Now the party had to focus on the three monsters advancing towards them. Kisandra’s scorched fingers were unable to form a Fire Bolt and Barendil charging round behind one of them was unable to strike his foe down.

Feeling the rage of the storm, Buck cast Shatter once more and empowered it with all his divine energy, causing both small plant monsters to explode in a shower of twigs and staggering the treeman backwards slightly. Barendil covered his face as he was peppered by the remnants of the plant monster in front of him.

Guillerme now felt a sense of purpose. He moved forwards, trying to find a way to scale the crumbling walls in front of him, thinking he might find a good perch from which to strike the tree from above. Nobby nodded encouragingly, giggling to himself as he could see just how precariously the wall was standing up and figuring it would be pretty funny to see Guillerme attempt to climb it. The paladin disappointed him though, deciding instead to stay on the ground as he ran round the treeman, looking for a soft spot on its back to attack. Swinging the glaive as hard as he could, Guillerme found that in fact the bark of the tree was quite hard all the way round its trunk, and he managed to hit a particularly hard knot in the wood that caused his glaive to bounce backwards and the shaft to vibrate violently in his hands. The paladin staggered backwards with a surprised expression on his face, his hands aching from the blow and his ego hurting from the spectacle he thought he must have made of himself. Completely unaffected by Guillerme’s attack, the monstrous tree turned ponderously to swing a branch at Guillerme, but the paladin had staggered just out of reach so it flew harmlessly by in front of his face.   

Nobby tried to aid Guillerme using his rapier but failed to hit the tree. The rogue danced backwards out of the way, much to Guillerme’s disgust. As he disengaged, Kisandra sent Magic Missiles flying forwards, smashing bark from the walking tree. Barendil also leaped forwards, slashing his longsword down wherever the missiles had chipped away some bark, allowing Talon to bite deeply into the wooden monster.

Friar Buck followed the ranger, roaring and brandishing his axe high in the air. He brought the magical battleaxe down in a vertical strike, again hitting the point that had been weakened by Kisandra and now Barendil, and he carved a great gash in the trunk that caused it to nearly be split in twain. Guillerme tried to cut into the same gash but missed as the tree swayed around, flailing its branches and retaliating against Buck, dealing him a vicious blow in response to the pain he had inflicted upon it with his axe.

Nobby jumped up onto the treeman, stabbing down with his sword into the great wound and pushing the two halves of the tree apart so that, finally, the monster fell apart with an enormous cracking sound. The two halves lay motionless on the ground and Nobby dusted himself down as he looked around with satisfaction. He felt that he’d seen quite enough of tree monsters for some time!

Buck stretched his shoulders. That last blow from the treeman had been particularly painful. “Maybe I’ll see if Brida has some sort of salve she could apply…” he said to no one in particular, with a little glint in his eye. Kisandra just rolled her eyes at his crudity.

Nobby investigated the three empty cottages while Buck and Guillerme had a short rest, recuperating from their wounds. The rogue managed to snuffle out a flagstone in one of the cottages that could be lifted up and contained a small chest within a hidden alcove underneath, full of coin that the owners would presumably not need any more. Kisandra made sure she was watching Nobby’s activities so that he didn’t pocket the coins for himself and, despite his careful examinations, he couldn’t find anything else of value in the ruined buildings.

While he was resting, Guillerme was thinking out loud about the nature of the plant monsters that they had encountered. He wondered if they might be the people of the town, transformed into plants… Kisandra didn’t know the answer, but Barendil’s knowledge of the natural world told him that, no, these were plants that had been magically animated. The people of Thundertree had either fled or been killed.


The Walking Dead

Finally, the party made their way to the northern building where Guillerme had previously detected the unnatural stench of undeath. As Brida had said to them, they anticipated there would be zombies within the building, which resembled a tavern. Nobby had brought something along that he thought would be useful – brains taken from the dragon cultists. As far as he was concerned, zombies ate brains, so he liberally spread the grey matter around the outside of the building in an attempt to lure the zombies into an ambush, much to his companions’ horror when they saw just what he was doing. This was a new low for the already-repellent rogue.

Nobby crept back to his companions, feeling pretty pleased with himself, and settled down behind a tree stump with his crossbow drawn. He sighted the weapon at the door to the ruined building and waited. And waited. And waited… nothing was happening. Nobby looked at his companions with a nervous laugh before rising to his feet and running over to the door, knocking loudly then scampering back to his spot. After a few silent moments, slowly the door creaked open with a dead and withered hand gripping round the wood, pushing it open against the resistance of the rubble and detritus on the ground. This door had not been opened for a long time.

A grisly, undead face followed the withered hand, and a group of zombies started shuffling out from within the gloom of the ruined building. They ignored the brains that Nobby had scattered on the ground, treading on the wobbling pieces of grey jelly with their bare feet, causing it to squidge up between their toes. The zombies moaned and stretched their hands out towards the adventurers, clearly more interested in the living flesh in front of them.

Guillerme asked Buck to use the Gust of Wind to keep the zombies pinned back, as he had done to great effect the previous day, but the cleric felt drained and could not summon the energy for the spell.

“We’ll do this the old fashioned way,” said Nobby grimly as he aimed the crossbow at a zombie wearing a striking red dress. With a THWACK, the bolt sailed through the air and stuck fast into the zombie’s skull, piercing straight through the undead monster’s head and wrenching it back unnaturally. If the monster hadn’t already been dead then it would have certainly been killed by the pinpoint accuracy of Nobby’s shooting, but in this case the creature continued staggering forward, moaning. Guillerme followed up with an uncharacteristically precise shot from his own crossbow, hitting the same zombie in the side of the head and sending it reeling from the force of the blow. Unfortunately, this still wasn’t quite enough damage to stop the monstrosity’s implacable advance and it took another wavering step forwards. Dodging to the side, Buck also raised his crossbow and sent a third and final bolt hurtling into the red-dressed zombie, dropping it to the ground once and for all.

Barendil stood up, muttering a magical incantation as he drew his bow, and fired into the centre of the mass of zombies that were clamouring to get out through the door. His arrow found its mark and magical thorns exploded outward from that point, piercing the nearby zombies with a number of tiny projectiles. The zombies staggered but continued moving towards the party, gnashing their jaws together with unsatiated hunger.  

Kisandra circled her hands in the air in front of her, attempting to form a Scorching Ray spell, but found she lacked the magical energy required. Like an addict, she felt bereft without the feeling of power that came from casting her higher-level spells. She also felt somewhat helpless – yes, she had some lower-level spells and cantrips that she could fall back on, but the effect of the Scorching Ray on the plant monsters and treeman earlier had been devastating. She wanted to wield that power again and the realisation that she couldn’t was upsetting. It highlighted to her the challenges inherent in combat with waves of enemies and how she needed to keep her wits about her when she became drained of power. Instead, she fired a Magic Missile, three darts of force streaking towards one of the zombies. The three magical projectiles swept into the monster, throwing it one way then the other as each of them pierced its dead skin, but it just wasn’t the same.

Across from the sorceress, Nobby took aim with his crossbow once more and lined up another good shot that stuck through a zombie’s arm, altering the creature’s gait as it could no longer swing its arms properly. Meanwhile, Friar Buck placed his own crossbow on the ground and summoned a Thunder Wave that swept out from him and shook four of the zombies in front of him with the force of a magical storm. One of them was shaken to pieces, falling to the ground like a puppet with its strings cut, while the others remained standing, just.

Barendil’s Hail of Thorns remained in effect as he loosed another arrow, smacking into one zombie so hard that it flew backwards and landed hard on the ground, unmoving. The magical thorns exploded outwards to hit the other undead nearby, though they kept advancing. The zombies that were still on their feet had finally shambled close enough to reach their attackers, though their attempts to claw at Barendil and Buck were ineffectual.

Kisandra shook off her feeling of unease related to the lack of powerful magicks she could currently unleash and sent more Magic Missiles flying from her outstretched hands, decapitating one zombie and hitting a second square in the chest. Two zombies now remained a threat, at least until Nobby fired a crossbow bolt into the side of the head of the one that was attacking Buck. Now freed up from the clutching undead hands, Buck used his own crossbow to fire into the final zombie, which was finally destroyed by an arrow from Barendil’s expert archery. Looking around, the party saw limbs and body parts strewn around on the path, the partially decomposed zombie corpses having fallen to pieces during the battle. None were moving and the danger appeared to have been dealt with.

Nobby wasted no time in scurrying towards the door to see what he could find within the building. A weathered sign could be seen in front of the door, partially covered by rubble and zombie bits, but from the part that was exposed it seemed to depict a brown horse holding a flagon of ale. Within the building, Nobby could smell stale beer and he saw that the old tavern was in better condition than the cottages he explored on the other side of the road.

A bar at the back of the room had sagged and fallen down. Nobby called outside that there was no sign of any beer remaining, which elicited a single tear from Buck’s eye that glistened on his cheek. As the rogue moved further into the building, Kisandra called out that she was coming with, and she hurried inside – Nobby felt like, for some reason, he wasn’t fully trusted! However, as well as watching what Nobby was up to, the sorceress had a keen eye for detail too so she was able to help Nobby explore the ruins for anything of value. Between them, they found a few coins on the bar and a couple of intact drinking vessels, though most had been smashed and destroyed.

Remaining outside, Guillerme probed his senses outwards to detect if the party had missed any undead creatures in the immediate vicinity, but he couldn’t feel the presence of anything unnatural nearby. As far as they could tell, they had explored all the buildings in the ruins and destroyed all the vile creatures that inhabited this beleaguered town.  For all intents and purposes, it seemed that they had saved this doomed settlement.

 

Dragon Harvesting

The party now turned its attention to the dragon corpse (in truth, it had never left Nobby’s mind). Barendil decided to return to Brida to inform her of their victory and discuss any future plans – besides, he declared that he had no interest in carving up the lizard. Nobby was able to find a barman’s apron in the tavern, and he strode off towards the dragon’s corpse in front of the tower, drawing a whetstone from his pocket to sharpen his knife. The sheer excitement could be seen on his face and was making his hands tremble with anticipation. Buck caught up with him and saw what a state the rogue was in, so decided that he should take over the butchery of the carcass – it certainly wouldn’t be the first time Buck had used these skills, though he had never dismembered a dragon before!

Walking up to the large, blue-scaled corpse, the pair prepared to remove the parts that they felt were the most useful. Nobby had written a list and he indicated to Buck what he wanted. The wing membranes were successfully sliced away with little damage, providing the basis for curing some fancy leather. Buck carefully removed both the dragon’s eyes and sliced out its tongue, all of which were dropped into jars of dragon blood that Nobby had prepared to keep them in. Unfortunately, cutting into the rib cage proved challenging, so the heart was damaged beyond use and the gall bladder (that Nobby was particularly keen on for some reason) was completely mangled. Buck apologised, but this wasn’t the same as butchering a deer, and he’d never been interested in eating gall bladder before anyway!

They then concentrated on removing the scales. Many scales had been damaged during the battle, and Buck’s attempts to remove the undamaged ones proved harder than he anticipated and he ended up damaging more of them. He was able to remove some of the scales intact – insufficient for a full suit of armour, but enough for something smaller he expected.

Finally, they turned their attention to the beast’s head. Buck swung his axe cleanly through the beasts neck with no difficulty. He did wonder about how they were going to carry this stinking head back anywhere, but he knew Guillerme was particularly keen to have it as a trophy so it was his problem. The two butchers carried the harvested items back to Brida’s hut, covered in dragon blood and gore, but grinning inanely.

Guillerme was particularly pleased to see that Buck and Nobby had brought him his trophy head and he excitedly asked Brida if she wouldn’t mind looking after the dragon bits while they travelled onward. The druid agreed, thinking it a small price to pay for their assistance in ridding Thundertree of danger. Guillerme asked her whether she knew if the town was free of enemies and she confirmed that, as far as she was aware, it was. While the party had been busy to the northwest of the town, she had flew through Thundertree in her hawk form and could see no monsters remaining anywhere within the ruins. That wasn’t to say that they were completely safe – Neverwinter Wood remained a dangerous place, populated by all manner of beasts – but the immediate threats to rebuilding this place had been dealt with. 

Progress in exploring the remaining
buildings of Thundertree

Next Steps

Having completed their current mission to save Thundertree, the party now discussed what they should do next. They had the location of Cragmaw Castle, so were eager to get there as quickly as possible to hopefully save Gundren Rockseeker and move on to Wave Echo Cave. However, there were other concerns – the heroes were keen to ensure that Thundertree was well-protected and given a chance to be rebuilt, for which purpose they thought they could leverage the support of one of the factions they had joined (The Lords Alliance perhaps being the most likely candidate in this case). Additionally, Kisandra wished to return Mirna Dendrar’s necklace, which was one of the main reasons they came to Thundertree in the first place, and she knew doing this in person would be very important to the poor widowed woman. Nobby’s opinion was that it might be worth returning to Thundertree – he wanted to offload some of the valuables they had acquired, restock and resupply, and he had some ideas in mind to get some artisans working on. He kept quiet about exactly what those plans were, for now.

Barendil, Buck and Guillerme were all of the opinion that going to Phandalin would add a significant time delay to their arrival at Cragmaw Castle. However, it would be travelling by road rather than through the forest, which may speed things along. Brida also pointed out the dangers within Neverwinter Wood – although the path through the forest was shorter and more direct, she felt it was likely to be more dangerous. The decision, as always, was with the consensus of the party.

After much discussion, Kisandra changed Barendil’s mind. Although he was keen to send Perry with messages back to the town, he conceded that talking to their faction contacts in person would be much better than simply sending a letter. A delay of a couple of days would have to be lived with, as they did have other pressing concerns and commitments. The others agreed as well, and it was eventually decided that they would take the harvested dragon parts with them and walk back to Phandalin along the main road before heading out again to Cragmaw Castle. They agreed to send Perry on ahead to deliver letters to their faction contacts, alerting them that they would be arriving soon and asking for any assistance that could be provided.

Nobby was pleased to hear of the decision to go to Phandalin first. He sheepishly decided to share the details of the commission he had been thinking of… he had a scrap of paper that he had been scribbling on during the evenings. He held it up to the others, who fell about laughing at the sheer insanity of the sketch. Looking slightly hurt, Nobby explained that he wanted to use up some of the 30 beaver pelts they had picked up in Tresander Manor. And he thought it might be confusing for their enemies. It certainly confused the rest of the party.  

As the day was drawing to a close, they decided to sleep one more night at Brida’s cottage before departing Thundertree in the morning. A flapping noise alerted them to something approaching, which turned out to be a letter which appeared to be flying all by itself towards Kisandra’s hand. It turned out to be an enchanted, and enchanting, letter from Bran Hornraven, responding to her previous letter. 


Nobby's sketched idea for a suit made of
beaver pelts - resembling either the etchings
of a madman or demented scrawling of an unstable child



A letter from Hornraven to Kisandra that magically
flew to her hand before leaving Thundertree


A letter sent from Barendil to Daran Edermath,
Order of the Gauntlet


A letter sent from Guillerme to Sildar Halwinter,
The Lords Alliance




Saturday 22 May 2021

Anyone for Goat? (Sons of Behemat vs. Beastmen AOS battle)

Blackhole Wargamers, 22 May 2021

1,500pt Age of Sigmar game

Dan – Sons of Behemat, Stomper Tribe

Tom – Beasts of Chaos

Battleplan – Starstrike (General’s Handbook 2020, pg 79)


Previous - Magbragog vs. Kharadron Overlords

 

Magbragog’s Stomper Tribe (1,500pts)

 

Magbragog Maneater

(Warstomper Mega-Gargant, General, Monstrously Tough & Ironweld Cestus – 480pts)

Tarbag Dragon-Smasher

(Gatebreaker Mega-Gargant – 490pts)

The Stompy Brothers – Fat Glurg, Dronk Stonty-Stomper & Grumbog Aleguzzler

(Mancrusher Gargants, Battleline – 480pts)

+1 Command Point – 50pts


Prelude

Magbragog Maneater could smell something like goat on the air. They weren’t as tasty as manflesh, nor as succulent as stunty, but at least goats didn’t tend to be covered in all that shiny armour. And, at the end of the day, he was hungry, and the smell made his stomach rumble like rolling thunder across the plains.

Looking ahead across the flat grass, the Warstomper Mega-Gargant could see something that looked magic-y to his right and what appeared to be an abandoned village on his left. He couldn’t understand why man-things went to such trouble building houses when there were so many caves around, and when it was so much more fun knocking the buildings over rather than building them, but at least it tended to keep them in one place for a handy snack without too much running about.

There didn’t seem to be any man-things here, though, probably due to the huge goat that he could see looming behind the abandoned village. As he strode closer, he saw that this huge goat was actually just a massive rock with horns stuck on the side. Not good eating. But, before he got too despondent, he noticed some much smaller goats running around their herdstone, doing whatever it was that little goats liked to do. Licking his lips at the sight, Magbragog pointed his enormous stone axe and bellowed at the tribe to pick up the pace – he was hungry.  


Turn 1

Magbragog kept The Stompy Brothers nearby, ready to storm straight towards the herdstone. Keeping the smaller giants close allowed him to keep an eye on them and made sure they could hear him bellowing commands. Tarbag Dragon-Smasher, the Gatebreaker Mega-Gargant, strode off to the left flank, hoping that he might find some tasty morsels inside the remaining buildings if he smashed them up. And if he didn’t find anything, at least there were a couple of dragon ogres to fight. He didn’t want to be too close to Magbragog anyway, he hated being bossed around… 

The Beastmen surged forwards with a braying warcry as they saw the giants stomp into view. Dragon ogres and minotaurs advanced swiftly on either flank, while the large herds of gors held the centre ground. A horned shaman sucked the life from some of the nearby ungors who squealed in pain as he funnelled their essence into the towering herdstone.

Tarbag Dragon-Smasher looked gleefully at the dragon ogres in front of him who had advanced through the ruined village. With a shout, he charged through the ruins in front of him and smashed into the scaly beasts. Swinging his enormous flail and making use of his considerable bulk, he battered one of the creatures into paste and almost felled a second.

Meanwhile, on the opposite side of the battlefield, Magbragog goaded the Mancrushers forwards towards a second unit of dragon ogres. After throwing boulders at them and violently charging, not a single one of the beasts was left alive. Visibly winded after shouting so loudly at the Mancrusher Gargants, Magbragog didn’t have the energy himself to run fast enough to reach the towering Cygor in front of him – but its turn would come, and he knew he would enjoy felling that monstrosity.


Turn 2

The Sons of Behemat got the jump on the beastmen, surprising the goatmen with their speed. However, just before they could move, a shining meteorite flew down out of the sky, smashing into the centre of the ruined village, not far from where Tarbag was finishing off the last of the dragon ogres, happily jumping up and down on their scaly hides.

Magbragog charged forwards at the Cygor, hitting the huge beastman with his even more huge bulk. The beast was unable to respond to the mega-gargant’s ferocity and died bloodily. Meanwhile, The Stompy Brothers surged forward across the still-quivering remains of the dragon ogres and launched themselves into a herd of gors, swinging their clubs with joyful abandon as the broken bodies of goatmen flew in all directions.

The minotaurs, realising that their attempt to outflank the giants was a lost cause, began trudging back towards the herdstone, watching their smaller kin being destroyed in front of them and bellowing with impotent rage.

Other beastmen moved into position – gors preparing to challenge Tarbag for the shiny fallen meteorite, while the large bestigor herd and hulking ghorgan moved to intercept Magbragog in front of the herdstone. The beastmen shaman summoned arcane energies into himself and reached out into the Warstomper’s mind. The cunning shaman managed to wrest control of the Mega-Gargant, forcing him to stomp murderously towards the Mancrusher gargants – fortunately, Magbragog didn’t manage to reach them before he regained his (meagre) senses.  


Turn 3

Two more stars fell from the sky, one landing well behind the Mancrushers while the other crashed down in front of the herdstone. The beastlord stood triumphantly beside this steaming meteorite, directing his minions while he wondered what he could do with this gleaming trophy.  

More ungors were sacrificed to the herdstone, which rumbled with dark magicks and spewed forth two Chaos Spawn from the roiling mists of the Realm of Chaos. These spawn charged at Magbragog at the same time as the Ghorgon crashed into the Mega-Gargant, goring at him with its horns. Meanwhile, the minotaurs finally got into position to charge the Mancrusher gargants, snorting with rage and swinging their vicious axes which bit deep into Fat Glurg, causing the giant to roar in pain. The gargants fought back, clubbing one of the minotaurs into submission.

Magbragog grabbed the Ghorgon by the horns, wrenching its head round with a sickening crunch and dropping the limp body to the ground. He followed this by jumping up and down on one of the spawn, though the warped body looked much the same after the ordeal as it had before. Tarbag, meanwhile, decided that he could come back for the shiny rock later so he charged into the gor herd in front of him, swinging his flail through the goatmen and almost wiping them out instantly.


Turn 4

The swirling melee between the minotaurs and Mancrushers continued. Fat Glurg had been chopped down by the beasts’ axes, and now Dronk succumbed to their ferocious attacks. The minotaurs were themselves being depleted, losing several of their number for each giant they took down. Finally, the minotaurs were destroyed and only Grumbog Aleguzzler stood among the broken bodies. His look of satisfaction turned to one of surprise as he heard a lumbering noise behind him and turned to see Magbragog Maneater running towards him, a strange look in his eyes – he had been bewitched by the shaman once again. The Mega-Gargant dwarfed his smaller kin and smashed the Mancrusher to the ground before shaking his head and clearing the dark influence from it.

Magbragog roared in frustration at the shaman’s parlour tricks, but before he could turn to face the wizard he was charged in the rear by the large bestigor herd. Their long-handled axes poked and slashed at his rump, causing a number of small wounds to open up and blood to trickle down the backs of his legs… although he was slightly hurt by the assault, as he turned to face them the bestigors realised they may have bitten off more than they could chew. The Mega-Gargant swung left and right with his enormous stone axe, flinging bestigors in a wide arc around him. He bent to pick up one of the squealing beastmen, throwing it at the beastlord and knocking the warlord off his feet with the broken body of his minion.  

Within moments, over half of the bestigors lay dead or dying, and Magbragog wasn’t finished. He stomped the rest of the herd and charged towards the herdstone, simultaneously attacked the beastlord, shaman and remaining sacrificial ungors. Tarbag had lumbered towards the centre of the battlefield by this point, but besides chucking another boulder at the smattering of remaining beastmen, he was content to watch the Warstomper Mega-Gargant do what he did best. Magbragog stomped and kicked, swung his stone axe and bodily picked up his enemies to crush the life from them and throw them back to the ground with bone-crunching force.

Finally, the shaman was the only beastman remaining on the field of battle, and he was smashed on top of his head so hard by Magbragog’s fist that he was driven down into the earth, becoming buried up to his chest and was very, very dead.

 

Victory Points

 

Tom (Beastmen) – held centre objective end of his turn 3 and turn 4

7 points

 

Dan (Sons of Behemat) – held left objective turns 2, 3 and 4, and centre objective end turn 4

13 points


Victory to the Sons of Behemat!


Aftermath

Magbragog grabbed one of the Bestigor’s long-handled axes and used it as a toothpick as he sat down, leaning back against the herdstone. He found that the protruding horns were just perfect for getting those hard-to-reach places between his shoulder blades as he leaned into the idol, scratching himself. Spitting out the little horn that had been stuck between his teeth, he looked up at Tarbag who was lumbering over.

“So what were yoose up to?” demanded the Warstomper. “The little ‘uns got stabbed up by those big cows, if they end up deaded who’s gonna keep my axe nice and clean?”

“We find more,” growled the Gatebreaker as he threw his flail to the ground, chain links as big as a man’s head clanging together loudly. “Dey gonna want some o’ these shinees!”

Tarbag brandished a gleaming rock in his hand. Magbragog hadn’t been paying attention to the falling star rocks – he was too busy smashing beastmen – but now he threw down the minotaur leg he was picking at and jumped to his feet. The herdstone fell over as his massive bulk shook the ground. Reaching out, he took the shiny thing from Tarbag and shoved the Gatebreaker away with his other enormous hand.

“Oh yeah, good job Tarbag, good job,” he said as he cradled the meteorite and held it close to his face. A sudden twinkling on the ground caught his eye and he kicked the corpse of the Beastlord away, uncovering a second star rock. Magbragog whooped with delight as he snatched up the rock, while the dead leader of the beastmen landed some sixty feet away with a wet thud.

“Dat greeny Gordrakk’s bin making an armee,” said the Warstomper, “but you and me, little brother, we’s gonna show ‘em all who’s biggest and who’s strongest. ME! MAGBRAGOG!!!!”

The two huge giants roared and pounded their fists against their chests. They had felt it, them and all the Destruction lads. A thumping throughout the land, almost like a throbbing heartbeat, insistent and increasing in intensity. Something was coming. Something big. And Magbragog was going to ‘edbutt it.   


Next - Stormcast Eternals try to stop Mighty Magbragog!


Tuesday 11 May 2021

Nerdy Gamers - D&D Session 13

02 May 2021

⏪ Previous - Session 12

The party

·         Kisandra Starlight –Half-Elf Sorceress (Heather)

·         Barendil Dawnwood – Elf Ranger (Robert)

·         Guillerme don d’Lyonne – Human Paladin (Martin)

·         Friar Buck Norris – Human Cleric (Silas)

·         Nobby Nobbs – Human (probably) Rogue (Tom)

 

Preparation, Preparation, Preparation

The party had agreed the previous evening that the dragon had to be dealt with. After a fine breakfast, Barendil walked back into Brida’s cottage and gathered the party around him. He paced back and forth as he outlined what he had been thinking about.

“After much pondering and meditation on how my clan, the Dragon Clan, dealt with bothersome wyrms I have devised the following approach for how we can kill Stormfang. This plan requires three elements to work. Firstly, a lightning conductor; secondly, split-second timing on my behalf; and, thirdly, a collective violent onslaught from our party of adventurers and our friendly druid with any of her woodland friends.

“Let me first deal with the lightning conductor. This is simply a length of metal buried or pummelled into the ground, with salted water poured onto it so it drains into the surrounding ground. I believe we shall find suitable iron in the ruined blacksmith’s workshop which, although in poor repair, certainly had scraps of unworked metal lying about. Friar Buck’s hammer should do the job of driving the iron rod into the ground admirably. If our druid host has a supply of cooking salt it well help greatly to fully saturate the ground and attract the lightning more readily.

“The second point, regarding my split-second timing, is simple. I will stand in front of the conductor and entice the dragon to attack me with his lightning breath. Blue dragons, like many dragons when making a breath attack, inflate their chests and pull their heads back like a snake preparing to strike, before lunging their head forward to expel their elemental fury; in this case, lightning. As soon as I see the signs, I will make myself ready to leap clear and, if all is well and good, the lightning should strike the metal conductor and dissipate into the ground, leaving me unscathed.

“Should these first two steps prove successful, then the dragon will be standing on the ground and the time for the third step of the plan will be at hand. A concerted assault from everyone, attacking from hidden vantage points within the tree line bordering the path, should hopefully prove sufficient to subdue the beast.

“What do you think?” finished Barendil, looking around the room at Brida and his companions. They sat in stunned silence at the audacity of the plan.

“Well, I don’t have anything better…” began Friar Buck.

“Certainly the best plan we’ve heard,” agreed Guillerme.

As they sat pondering, the question arose of what to do should the initial assault prove insufficient to kill the beast outright. What should they do if the dragon was to take flight again? They hit upon a solution – by using large metal hooks, they might be able to tether the dragon to the surrounding trees. Friar Buck had smith’s tools and so could fashion any lengths of iron in the ruined smithy into hooks for them each to use. Most of the party carried lengths of rope that could be used to attach the hooks to trees, while Nobby suggested that if they didn’t quite have enough rope they could always use some of the giant spider silk that they had encountered as a suitable replacement as it was of a similar strength. Nobby then asked Brida if she would be able to point out the strongest trees to attach their ropes to, which she affirmed that she could.

Kisandra asked Barendil just how he intended to entice the dragon to attack him on the ground. He said that he had a speech in mind that would infuriate the dragon as much as possible, but did say that there was one additional component required that might be best acquired by Nobby… the rogue was keen to help Mr. Barendil, pleased to be included in his plans! Barendil said that he wanted the heads of the dragon cultists, as they might help to manipulate the dragon. He was fairly sure that Nobby was the only member of the party likely to be willing to go back to gather those heads. He was right.

So a plan was formed. Barendil, Nobby and Buck would head to the forge, looking for lengths of iron that Buck could fashion into hooks. Nobby would then go on to the cultist’s lair to gather the heads, before heading to the spider webs to gather silk. They would all prepare the hooks with their rope or spider silk tethers, taking one apiece – even Droop, Kisandra and Brida would attempt to hook the dragon to give the best chance possible to secure it to the ground. Nobby remembered the spider venom that he had harvested from their earlier encounter and figured that lacing the hooks with the poison would be a good way to further weaken the dragon. Finally, he would use his disguise kit to try and make the adventurers less conspicuous when hiding among the trees while Barendil attempted to lure the dragon out.

With that, they moved out. The three that were heading for the forge remained on their guard, not knowing what evils may still inhabit the ruins and whether they had been abroad during the night. As they entered the blacksmith’s, there was a scratching noise from near the old forge – Nobby and Buck tensed, but Barendil’s sharp eyes could see it was just a rat crawling through the wreckage, nothing to fear.

Friar Buck fired up the old forge, using whatever wooden detritus he could find to stoke the fire while Barendil worked the bellows. They were lucky enough to find sufficient lengths of iron to construct a hook for each member of their band, plus a sturdy rod to act as Barendil’s conductor. After a hot and sweaty morning of hard work, Buck and Barendil returned to Brida’s house with the hooks to find Nobby already back there with the heads and sufficient rope and spider silk tethers to construct their dragon restraints.

Once they were all prepared, they left Brida’s house and cautiously advanced up the winding path towards the tower, keeping their eyes on the sky in case the dragon had already left its lair. Nothing stirred and the air was still as the party took up their positions in the trees either side of the lane, tying their ropes to the trees indicated by Brida. They then all crouched down in the vegetation, apart from Barendil and Buck who stood in the centre of the path and prepared to hammer the conductor into place. This was it; the moment had arrived. 

The adventurers advance cautiously up the
tree-lined lane towards the lair of the dragon


Taunting a Dragon

Friar Buck hammered the length of iron into the ground while Barendil stood, scanning the skies for movement. The rhythmic clanging noise reverberated in the still air between the trees that lined the road up to the tower, while the rest of the party hunkered down in the vegetation. The anticipation was palpable.

With his task complete, Buck retreated to the relative safety of the treeline. As Barendil poured the salted water into the earth around his conductor, the elf cut a lonely figure in the centre of the wide lane, looking particularly vulnerable as he had left his bow and sword with Brida for safekeeping. Still, he stood with confidence and turned to face the tower, unflinching as he prepared to deliver the speech that he hoped would draw the dragon out and into the ambush they had set for it.

“Stormfang! Stormfang! Listen you well, for I am Barendil, last of the Dragon Clan,” bellowed the elf ranger. “I and my kin have killed your evil kind wherever we found you. Come out foul worm and meet your end for I am Barendil Dragon Slayer.”

With his words still echoing in the still afternoon air, Barendil looked expectantly at the tower, but no dragon was forthcoming. Undeterred, he continued his taunting.

“Come out skulking lizard, for you have fulfilled your purpose here in Thundertree and it is time that you were gone. Yes, I say PURPOSE worm, for you have been serving our purpose. You thought we paid you gold out of fear, but think again foolish lizard, we paid you gold to keep you tucked up in your lair and out of OUR way.”

Throwing the severed cultist heads down in front of him, Barendil continued, “You stayed tucked up and out of our way whilst we killed these Tiamat-worshipping scum that where here in Thundertree to seek your help. Now it is your turn! Come out Stormfang and meet your destiny, come out and face an elf of the Dragon Clan, for I am unarmed – see, no bow, no sword, just my wit. And believe you me my wit is sharp enough to pierce your wormy hide, oh Stormfang the skulker.”

Barendil had thrown his arms wide to show he was unarmed and stood proud and upright in front of the metal pole, waiting for the dragon to emerge.

“Come out, foul worm, less you wish to be branded a coward.”

Still, nothing.

“Come out, baby lizard, less you wish to be remembered as Stormfang the shy!”

Frustrated, Barendil stepped forwards and shouted once more as his voice cracked with the effort.  

Come out and face Barendil, nemesis of dragon kind!”

Breathing heavily, Barendil dropped his arms to his side. His comrades in the trees looked to one another, wondering if this plan was really going to work, before suddenly there was an almighty crashing noise and Stormfang burst from the top of the tower, extending his wings out wide with a snapping noise before landing surprisingly delicately on the broken parapet. The dragon snaked its head downwards to examine the elf stood defiantly before its lair.

WHAT IS THAT NOISE?!” demanded the dragon, its wings slowly moving back and forth as its head bobbed hypnotically side to side.

OH, IT'S YOU, LITTLE ELF,” chuckled the great blue beast. “AND WHAT BRAVE WORDS TO COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. AM I SUPPOSED TO BE... INTIMIDATED?

With a deep, booming laugh, the dragon leapt down from the tower and landed in front of Barendil in a cloud of dust. The ranger stood his ground, unflinching, while the dragon’s entire focus remained on him – it seemed to either have not noticed the presence of Barendil’s companions in the trees, or simply did not cared about them.

YOU WILL MAKE A FINE MEAL,” said the dragon as it advanced towards Barendil, “MUCH BETTER THAN THOSE FOUL SPIDERS...” 


Barendil bravely squares off against the advancing dragon

I Love it When a Plan Comes Together

The party looked on from the trees as the dragon inhaled deeply and drew its head back, just as Barendil had predicted it would. The elf tensed his muscles, ready to move. As the dragon’s head lunged forward, a line of crackling blue lightning coruscated from its open maw, heading straight for him. At the last second, uncoiling like a spring, Barendil dived to his right, out of the way of the arcing energy that struck the iron pole behind him with a thunderclap. His timing wasn’t as perfect as he would have liked, as one tongue of blue electricity managed to singe his leg, but this was only a minor injury and vastly preferable to receiving the full force of the dragon’s breath.

As soon as Barendil stopped rolling, his companions leapt into action. Buck had finished his ritual, Blessing Kisandra, Nobby and Guillerme, and he rose to his feet to lead the charge at the dragon.

“For Kord!” yelled the cleric as he brandished his tethered hook, running at the beast and thrusting the hook into its left wing. Stormfang roared in pain as the hook stuck fast and the spider venom coating the metal coursed into the dragon, despite its resilient constitution.

At this point, Buck watched as Kisandra came running from her hiding spot, delicately jumping over the hedge. The dragon attempted to turn towards her, but found its wing held fast by the rope attached to Buck’s hook that remained embedded in its wing. As it turned to look in anger at the restriction, it was suddenly surprised by a second hook impaling its right wing as Kisandra swung it down overhead with all her strength. Almost immediately, Guillerme charged in from the dragon’s rear (raising questions of his chivalry in allowing Kisandra to face the beast’s fearful maw), and he thrust his own hook into the dragon’s right wing. The creature was now tethered to three separate trees, restricting its movement to some degree.

Reaching the trees where Brida had been hiding, Barendil retrieved his armaments and in one swift motion knocked an arrow, sending it flying towards the dragon’s head. He couldn’t find a soft enough spot for his arrow to pierce the hide, however, and it deflected harmlessly from the dragon’s tough scales. Grumbling to himself, the ranger crouched down among the vegetation and reached for a second arrow.

Nobby and Droop both charged in towards the dragon, displaying remarkable and uncharacteristic bravery, yet the occasion was perhaps a little intimidating for them both and they failed to pierce the dragon’s hide with their hooks. Brida also ran forward, willing to attempt to enact Barendil’s plan for the good of nature’s balance, though she was put off by the way Buck leered sideways at her and failed to attach her hook to the dragon’s hide.

Barendil dodged the worst of Stormfang's lightning breath
while his companions surrounded the dragon in an
attempt to impale it with tethered hooks

Stormfang was furious. Three hooks had pierced his wings and now tethered him to trees on either side of the leafy lane, restricting his ability to fly, and these pitiful humanoids were crowded round him, trying to jab him with more of their crude iron hooks. Worse than that, he had actually felt pain from the attacks of these pathetic creatures. He was too distracted to be able to draw on his lightning breath again and so lashed out in anger with his formidable teeth and claws at the three insects who had pricked him with their hooks.

The dragon’s jaws snapped shut on Kisandra’s leg, viciously biting the sorceress as she screamed in pain. One of Stormfang’s claws lashed out at Buck, but was deflected by his shield, but a kick from his rear leg caught Guillerme straight in the chest, winding the paladin. As Kisandra limped and scrambled away, out of range of the dragon’s talons, the party began to wonder if it was really so sensible to get this close to such a dangerous foe.

Pushing away his doubts with his strength of faith, Buck drew his newly discovered dwarven axe, Hew, from his belt and prepared to use it to slash at the dragon. Despite the magical enchantments on the axe, the cleric was unable to land a good hit on the dragon.

Guillerme overcame his revulsion at Nobby to glance over and provide the rogue with a Shield of Faith before going on to retaliate against the dragon’s kick. He decided to forget Barendil’s plan and instead use his glaive to give the best chance of severing one of its claws, so he dropped the tethered hook he was carrying and drew the polearm. As he swung it in a wide arc, the dragon easily moved its claw out of the way and Guillerme struck the earth instead. Shaking his head, the paladin struggled to free the head of the weapon from where it was now buried.

Once again, an arrow from Barendil struck the dragon’s head and once again was deflected by the horny scales, much to the elf’s annoyance. However, at that moment, a piercing shriek could be heard from high in the sky, and a griffon shot down from the heavens like a comet, landing with a snarl in front of the blue dragon. This was clearly the assistance that Brida had called upon. The figure of the griffon stood boldly before the drake, roaring in defiance as the adventurers looked on in amazement at this regal beast. Stormfang fended off the griffon’s attacks from both its beak and claws, and then dodged Nobby’s second attempt to attach his hook. The rogue decided to slink away whilst the dragon was distracted by the griffon, giving himself some distance from the sharp talons and thrashing tail of the reptilian beast.

A noble griffin responds to Brida's call for aid
in the battle against Stormfang

It was then that everyone was surprised by a loud, high-pitched howl, which turned out to be Droop’s warcry. The little goblin steeled himself, leaping into the air with the hook held in front of himself with both hands, somehow landing with the tip pointed towards the dragon and stabbing it into the base joint of the dragon’s right wing, tearing a gash into the beasts armpit. Stormfang roared in response at the pain, slapping the little goblin to the ground and looking at the base of its wing that was bleeding profusely. Droop looked immensely pleased with himself, having succeeded in his allotted task in spectacular fashion.

Following up on this success, Brida was also able to attach her hook to the dragon, meaning that the beast was now tethered by five ropes. Stormfang decided that enough was enough. Its wings were damaged, blood was dripping from a number of wounds and the forming deep crimson puddles on the ground beneath it. Kisandra, from her vantage point in the trees, looked with interest at the dark hue of the blood and made a mental note to research the properties of dragon blood more fully once she returned to civilisation – perhaps securing a few vials of the liquid would prove useful. Her contemplation was interrupted, however, when Stormfang roared defiantly and pulled his wings in close, straining at the ropes that bound him to the surrounding trees. With a crack, three of the bonds were broken by the dragons immense strength, while one of the remaining trees looked like it had nearly been uprooted by his efforts to escape. All of a sudden, the adventurers saw that the dragon was not as well secured as they had thought…

Unperturbed, Friar Buck again attempted to swing his axe at the beast but missed as it thrashed around breaking its bonds. From the trees, Kisandra waved her hands to form magical symbols in the air, concentrating before blasting a Scorching Ray at the dragon. The first ray hit it squarely in the chest, staggering the beast back. Almost losing her concentration as she was so pleased to have hit the monster, the sorceress almost forgot to let loose with the two remaining magical rays of flame, which then also struck the target and scorched the dragon’s blue scales black.

Guillerme pushed his way past Droop, ignoring the goblin and trying to slice his glaive into Stormfang’s front right claw. His glaive missed, shaving a little bit of chitin off one finger but doing no discernible damage to the dragon as he again got the weapon stuck in the ground. On the other side of the path, Barendil finally managed to perfect his aim and shot an arrow into a soft spot on the dragon’s neck, piercing its hide. The ranger nodded to himself with satisfaction and drew another arrow.

Brida’s griffon again attempted to maul the dragon but could not penetrate its defences. The leonine beast was doing an admirable job of distracting the dragon but had yet to land a blow – perhaps it would have been more at home fighting in the air rather than on the ground. Buck looked questioningly at Brida, who shrugged. She knew the griffon was trying its best to help and was thankful for its efforts to attack such a dangerous foe as a blue dragon.

Nobby charged back into the fray as the dragon was distracted by the griffon’s attacks and finally managed to pierce his hook into its wing. He danced out of range again once the hook was in place, not wishing to remain close enough for a retaliatory swipe from the monster. Nobby was satisfied that he had replaced one of the broken tethers, hoping that would keep the beast on the ground.

Across from Nobby, Droop picked himself up from the ground and found the euphoria at his successful attack had worn off. He had now reverted to his regular state of terror at being so close to such a horrifying monster and so scrambled back, pushing his way through the hedge towards Kisandra and relative safety. Brida refused to give ground and yelled an ululating war cry that imbued her quarterstaff with nature’s fury, swinging the weapon round to crack against the dragon’s serpentine neck.

Ignoring the druid’s blow as if it were no more than a bee sting, the dragon once more strained at the ropes tethering it to the trees. There was something more frantic about its efforts this time, as it had not suffered this sort of pain and humiliation in many decades, and certainly not from such a ragtag group of adventurers. The proud dragon realised that it needed to escape as soon as it could, and so with an almighty jerk it broke the three remaining bonds and prepared to leap into the sky.

As Stormfang bounded into the air, the foes surrounding him had one final opportunity to try and slay him before he took to the skies. Guillerme targeted his glaive at the wing that had been damaged by Droop earlier, hacking at the wound and tearing it open still further in an attempt to stop the beast from taking off. Though the wing was heavily damaged, the dragon was still able to use it, though its movement was restricted. Buck also swung his battleaxe at the drake, viciously slicing the beasts belly as it started to move into the air. Brida swung her quarterstaff, missing the dragon, but the griffon leapt into the air and raked its claws on the flanks of the dragon as it flapped, unsteadily, into the sky.

Beating its tattered wings, the dragon slowly rose up higher, above the ruined tower and away from its attackers. As it struggled to gain height, Friar Buck stepped forwards and raised his arms to the heavens, calling out, “Die heretic!” before thrusting his arms forwards and blasting a thunderous wave of divine energy towards the retreating dragon with his Shatter spell. As the booming echoes of the spell reverberated, the dragon fell from the sky like a ragdoll, landing heavily on the ground in front of the tower, dead.   


Rich Pickings

The blue dragon hadn’t even hit the ground before Nobby had unsheathed his dagger and started thinking about the scaly ears he might be able to harvest from it. Guillerme saw the hunger in the rogue’s eyes and knew what he was thinking, dropping his glaive and running towards the fallen beast. All he could think about was mounting that head above his father’s fireplace, a fitting tribute to his adventures and something Phillip had never achieved, and he would be damned if he was going to let Nobby sully that magnificent head by butchering the ears off!

Nobby, however, was already much closer to the dragon corpse, and laughed as he saw Guillerme running in his heavy armour.

“Gah, look at that posh boy,” chuckled the rogue, “not even halfway here and he’s got a stitch!”

With an almost leisurely jog, Nobby was at the dragon’s head in moments and, much to Guillerme’s disgust, was beginning to search for the ears, which were surprisingly small on such a large beast. Guillerme puffed his way over, leaning on his knees with the effort, and shook his head at the filthy rogue with disdain. Who was he to defile Guillerme’s prize like that? The arrogance of the man astounded him; didn’t he know who the Don d’Lyonnes were? This should have been Guillerme’s by right!

Ignoring the bickering surrounding the dragon corpse, Barendil walked over to Brida and extended his hand in gratitude.

“Thank you for your assistance,” the elf said. “That battle will be remembered!”

Brida shook her head in amazement. “I can’t believe we killed the beast,” she said, “I’m very grateful for your assistance here in Thundertree, this will go a long way to restoring the town and rebalancing nature here in the Neverwinter Wood. I would be honoured to accompany you in your quest to Wave Echo Cave, should you require me to guide you there.”

Kisandra joined the two of them, equally in a state of shock at the battle and limping from her injuries.

“It looked like we were in serious trouble,” she remarked, “but then we turned it around. A very successful strategy Barendil.”  

Nodding his head with satisfaction, Barendil asked Brida, “Is there any treasure within the dragon’s lair that you think might have belonged to the town? Anything that needs to be restored to its rightful owners?”

The druid shook her head, and gave her assent to the party entering the tower and looting whatever they could find. The dragon’s hoard had been bolstered by the riches they had previously given to Stormfang, which Nobby greedily picked up again, but they found additional gemstones and coins within a chest. The hoard wasn’t as substantial as they expected, but as they had previously learned, Stormfang had only moved to occupy this tower relatively recently after previously having been ejected from his old lair, so Barendil suspected he had simply not yet managed to accumulate a vast amount of treasure. There were a couple of magical spell scrolls that Kisandra picked up, possibly the property of the tower’s previous owner. She would make good use of them.

Outside the tower, Brida stroked the griffon’s feathered head gently and stood back as it launched itself into the sky and returned to whence it came, shrieking in triumph as it went. The rest of the party exited the dragon’s lair, carefully picking their way around the large blue corpse. They shared a moment of celebration at what they had managed to achieve. Through a combination of careful planning, coordinated effort and good fortune, they had managed to dispatch an incredibly dangerous enemy and bring some degree of safety to the ruins of Thundertree. Their conversation turned to what they would do next… should they complete the exploration of Thundertree and eliminate any and all threats that may exist, or press on with their main quest as quickly as possible while leaving someone else to clean up the town? What could they do to help Brida rebuild Thundertree? Would it be appropriate for Guillerme to rename the town? What should they do with the dragon corpse? Perhaps more importantly, should they proceed to Cragmaw Castle or head for Wave Echo Cave directly? These questions were all being debated as the afternoon sun began to dip in the sky.

After much debate, a vote within the party appeared to be in favour of finding and destroying all enemies within Thundertree before heading to Cragmaw Castle, but for now the adventurers drew relieved breaths and were thankful that they had survived such a titanic battle. 


Thundertree Ruins at the end of Session 13

The party's regional map of the Sword Coast around Phandalin,
updated after discussion with Brida